Tuesday, 16 February 2010

UK Gardener Kills His Mistress In "Small Penis" Argument

Peter Ling, 50 is currently undergoing a murder trial, after his mistress made remarks about the size of his penis. After sleeping with him, she then went on to refer to his sexual inadequacies.


As any man would, he obviously wasn't so happy about this. However, instead of going a bit red and scurrying off home to his wife. He picked up a lump of chalk, and proceeded to beat the woman to death.

He is now claiming it was only manslaughter as opposed to murder due to the fact he was provoked. We'll see how that holds up in court mate.

I added a nice picture of a penis bush, due to the guy being a gardener, and a penis joke being made against us. Hope you appreciate the effort it took to find that.

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