Male Model Offers Police Oral Sex To Drop Charges

Nick Snider, 21 (pictured) was stopped by police recently after causing a disturbance at a friends house. After being arrested he protested they couldn't do this because he was a 'really famous model'.

Then, in an effort to negotiate his release, he offered the officer oral sex.

This was a very stupid plan, because not only did it rely on the police man being gay, it also relied on hi being corrupt. Chances of that happening? Slim!

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Child Rape Victim Is Seeking Royalties From People Possessing Her Videos

What starts out as a horrific story of a girl, whose uncle filmed himself raping and abusing her from as young as the age of 4 (who is behind bars now thankfully) turns into something you'd expect to see more in a tabloid newspaper.

The girl, now 19 is in court trying to receive royalty payments of a total of $3.4 million, from anyone who has ever possessed any of her videos or pictures on their computers.

Surely jail time is more appropriate than forcing people to pay damages?

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4 Women Glue A Man Penis To His Stomach

There is a lesson for everyone right there. Don't ever cheat on a woman, as there is a likely possibility this will happen to you.

After finding out for boyfriend was cheating, the woman and 3 of her friends tied up the man, and used nail glue to glue his penis to his stomach.

The guy did completely overreact though, calling the police, pressing charges and leaving the women with 1 years probation on their records. Bit harsh if you ask me.

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24 Year Old Woman Gets ID'd For A Quiche

It can happen to the best of us, being asked for proof of age when we go to buy some booze, maybe even a knife. Yet one poor woman in Coventry, UK was asked for proof of age in Tesco Supermarket before she was allowed to buy a 50p quiche.

Even when the woman stated that proof of age laws didn't apply to bakery goods, she was told to still provide ID.

Surely this must have been some sort of joke by a member of staff. Either a 'hilarious' prank, or a poorly educated check out girl. Either way, Tesco apologised for the matter, but also noted they had failed to find the member of staff responsible. How typical. Enjoy the quiche related picture.

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A Man Gets His Pet Snake Hooked On Nicotine

A man has apparently got his pet snake addicted to nicotine. After throwing the snake the odd cigarette butt, he now smokes a couple of cigarettes a day, and becomes 'agitated' when he doesn't get them.

I couldn't possibly say whether there is any truth in this, or if some guy just thought it would be funny to take a photo of his pet snake smoking. Either way, here's the picture.

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How Did Brooklyn's 81st Precinct Lower The Crime Rate? Not Report It

That is right. Police officers in Brooklyn are currently undergoing an internal affairs investigation, amid allegations that they attempted to lower their crime rate by recording felonies as misdemeanors, and refusing to take complaints from victims.

I personally have thought of an excellent way for them to reduce their crime rate. Stop fudging the statistics and start fighting crime!

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Man Caught Watching Porn On Live TV

A bank advisor was caught looking at nude images of supermodel Miranda Kerr.

Whilst a colleague was being interviewed, he opened an email containing pictures of her in her latest GQ photo shoot. That is one way to be left red faced in front of the world.

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Australian Man Arrested For Kissing A Police Dog

A man in Australia has been arrested due to kissing or rather attempting to kiss a police dog. He has been charged with assaulting a 'police officer'.

I mean come one, fair enough the guy was out of place, but he was drunk and kissing a dog is more drunk and disorderly than an assault case. We live in weird times.

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Inventor Creates The Perfect Woman For Only $7000

An inventor has created what some would describe as the perfect news. She is 5ft 7 inch tall, and 120 pounds. She will chat with you endlessly and meet all your sexual needs.

The downside. She doesn't cook and costs $7000.

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Spanish Club Offering Free Dildo's To Entrants

A club in Spain is offering free vibrators for the first 400 girls who enter their club tonight. Male entrants get condoms. unlucky lads.

That is certainly one way to get people to come! Excuse the pun

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