Sunday, 28 February 2010

Single Mum Had Sex 191 Times With 12 Year Old Boy


Angela Sullivan, 36 (pictured) has been arrested by the police for sleeping with a minor 191 times. Now, i know what you're thinking, 191 times is a very specific number, how can they be so sure that this is the actual number?


Well she kept a diary of it all, which is obviously a smart thing to do. Let's keep a record of my crimes in case I ever get prosecuted. Each time she slept with the boy, she would mark her diary with a star. She even rewarded the boy with a new pair of trainers once they hit the 100 mark.

Apparently it all started at a party, when the boy, only 12 years old bare in mind, got drunk and then one thing led to another. Mrs Sullivan was eventually caught when the boy started bragging online about his 'conquest'. Writing about "taking my bitch to bed"

Oh, and the boy had a nickname off his friends. Manballs.

20 Taliban Blown Up By Their Own Bombs

Finally a bit of justice. Approximately 20 Taliban killers are thought to have died when they were trying to plant roadside bombs.


The 'Improvised Explosive Devices' (IED's) are makeshift bombs that are planted just under the surface of the ground. They then have very sensitive triggers that when touched make the bombs go off.

When the Taliban were rushing to plant some of these bombs to try and get to solider who were making an offensive, they set off the devices themselves. Killing roughly 20 of them.

Justice? I think so.

2 Thieves Rob Jewellery Store But Leave Their Son Behind

A family of 3, a mother, father and their 4 year old son entered a jewellery store recently asking to look at some rings. Whilst the cashier had his back turned, they then proceeded to steal thousands of dollars worth of jewellery.


Now this story wouldn't be any more than a standard robbery, except the couple then left their 4 year old son in the store. How bad parents do you have to be to not only take your son on a robbery with you, but then to forget about him as you do a runner.

A cashier then gave chase after the couple, and was slashed at with a knife by the man. The 4 year old boy is now in the custody of the department of human services.

Saturday, 27 February 2010

Ryanair Passenger Eats His Winning Lottery Ticket

The title pretty much sums up what a complete idiot this man is. The man was flying from Poland to the East Midlands when he purchased a scratched card on board. Due to the guy's excellent luck he won 10,000 Euro's on the scratch card.


However, he then insisted he be paid immediately. Which is what I expect everyone would've done, because those 10,000 Euro's would've made all the difference 20,000 feet up in the air.

When he was told that Ryanair flights don't carry 10,000 Euro's in cash on them, Shock Horror. He then went into a rage and ate the scratch card in protest. Due to the fact that all winners need to be verified, the lack of ticket is now causing the man an even bigger problem.

Now he has lost his prize, and it will be donated to a charity. Which lets be honest, if you're such an idiot to eat a winning scratched card in anger, its probably better than the money is well spent by a charity

Friday, 26 February 2010

Drunk Cop Falls Asleep At Intersection Then Gets Tased

A phoenix police officer was driving home from McDonald's, with twice the legal limit of alcohol in his blood. He then proceeded to drive straight through a stop sign, and then fell asleep at the wheel at the next intersection.

Police then were called to the scene, where they tried to wake the man up. After eventually been woken up after some vigorous shaking, he appeared to have watery eyes, and his breathe smelt of alcohol.

Then my personally favourite bit happens. He was being hostile towards the officers, and so they tased him.The man apparently was on ritalin and had drank 2x24 ounce cans of beer. Not exactly the best mix if you ask me.

At least now the guy knows what its like to be tased i guess.

Thursday, 25 February 2010

Man Gets Hit By 2 Different Trains In 2 Weeks

2 weeks ago in southern California a man fell from the platform and then was hit by a train. He was subsequently dragged by the train approximately 87 feet, and in the process of it, he caught his hand and it was ripped off.


The incident was treated as an accident by the police, and so the man was allowed to leave no questions. However, now 2 weeks later on he has been hit by a second train. He is now in hospital with non life threatening injuries.

Now you've got the be wondering, how can this man have such bad luck, that he happens to fall off the platform twice in 2 weeks, just as a train happens to pass.

Sounds suspicious doesn't it. Luckily the man is now getting a mental health check.

Seaworld's Killer Whale Claims Its Latest Victim

Dawn Brancheau (pictured), 40 was one of Seaworld's most senior killer whale trainers, with over 16 years experience working with them. It is therefore with deepest sympathy that we have to report that she was killed by Tilikum, a 12,300 pound bull orca during a live show.


The whale appears to have dived up from under the water, grabbed Dawn by the waist and began thrashing her around. Experts claim this is likely to have been in a playful manner, or maybe to receive attention due to the whale being unhappy or sad. Either way, it sounds much more like an accident.

However, the whale has had a few previous mysterious deaths surrounding its existence. With dead bodies being associated with this whale in 1991 and 1999, and then a few further close escapes as recently as 2006.

As amazing as these creatures are, i guess they are finally living up to their name as 'Killer Whales'

Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Man Gets Stopped By The Police For Pushing A Stroller Whilst Drunk

Richard Lee Craddock, 30 was stopped and charged by the police recently for felony child neglect. He was first spotted going into a Go-Mart convenience store and purchasing alcohol, with his 4 year old son in tow.


A worried shopkeeper then proceeded to call the police, who later caught up with him whilst he was pushing his son down the busy US60. When police stopped him they breathalysed him and found him to contain 0.167mg of alcohol per unit of blood. This is over twice the legal limit.

Now don't get me wrong, the man should probably not have even been looking after a child when drunk, let alone pushing him down a busy road. My complaint with this story, why was a 4 year old still getting pushed around at his age.

Surely he should be walking by then?

Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Sweedish Stoner Complains To Police After Bad Trip

I cant decide whether or not this man needs to be congratulated or ridiculed for what he did. The 26 year old old marijuana connoisseur had been smoking dope for over 10 years. So it is pretty much obvious to say he is a regular user.


However, after smoking some of his latest batch of weed, he started that the television began to talk to him, and he suddenly realised that his girlfriend was a dolphin.

The man then took the product to the police stating that he wanted it to be tested for traces of a hallucinogenic, such as LCD, as he had never experienced a trip such as this, and it left him feeling quite frightened.

Now it is unlikely that the dealer will be prosecuted from this, but it could be classed as common assault if he were, which would be quite an interesting court case.

So my dilemma, its quite a clever thing to do to take it to the police and get it tested to see what it was, but is it stupid of him to go to the police in the first place. As they now know he is a drug user, which could carry fines against him in Sweden?t

Women Sell 2 Children For $175 And A Cockatoo

This story is is just simply amazingly ridiculous. Donna Louise Greenwell, 52 from Louisiana has plead guilty in the courts for trafficking minors.


After the children's biological parents left them with Mrs Greenwell, she sold the 5 year old boy, and the 4 year old girl to a married couple in exchange for $175 and a cockatoo.

Now I am far from experienced in the selling of children, nor in the pet trade. But I was under the impression a child could fetch maybe $20,000. Now unless someone is going to tell me this cockatoo was made of gold, and valued at $19,825. Then the woman is not only a complete idiot for selling the children, but also for selling them so cheaply.