Man's Stolen Laptop Is Found Filled With Child Pornography

George Lewis is just like any other man really, to an extent. He was the victim of a horrible crime. The home burglary. That's correct, someone went into his home, invaded his personal space and stole his possessions, most notably, his laptop.

Like any good citizen he obviously reported it stolen. However, the laptop in question ended up in a pawn shop, and as ever, it was being wiped and cleared of all data before re-sale.

However, it was upon this that the owner of the pawn shop discovered child pornography on the laptop, and so called the police.

Through tracing the serial numbers it was traced back to Mr Lewis, who will now be prosecuted. So there's your lesson to be learned. If your illegal materials are stolen, don't report them missing.

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Switzerland To Market Extra Small Condoms For 12 Year Olds

Thats right, there is now the perfect product on the market for all those parents who think "i want my 12 year old boy to have sex, but i am worried the condom will be too big for him".

Even though the official age of consent in Switzerland is still 16, some form of Swiss government research has found that 12-14 year olds aren't using enough protection whilst having sex. This obviously must be because the condoms don't fit, rather than the fact they're 12 years old and don't really have an idea about safe sex.

Regardless, now some new 'Hotshot' condoms will be released, with a 4.5cm diameter, smaller than the standard 5.2cm diameter. Due to the fact sex in 12 year olds has increased massively since the 1990's this is obviously a great idea...

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Girl Plans To Celebrate Her Birthday By Shooting 29 Classmates

A Missouri teenager has been arrested after her birthday plot was uncovered. The girl had planned to celebrate her birthday by climbing onto the roof of her school, and shooting 29 of her classmates.

The police went round to her house, and found the list containing all 29 names of people she intended to kill, and also a selection of guns.

The girl had originally posted a picture of herself with a high powered rifle on her Facebook page, which is where the police were originally alerted to the potential threat. This become much more serious after they went to her house.

She had planned to enlist the help of some of her school mates to try take out the chosen 29. So there is a lesson to learn here, do anger your classmates, else you'll end up on a hit list.

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Traffic Cop Slaps Tickets On Flooded Cars

This guy has got to be possibly one of the harshest you will ever meet. In the UK a notorious river burst its banks recently, and so 3 cars parked very close to it inevitably were flooded.

The cars, too dangerous to reach were obviously just left there, as they were far from worth risking your life for. The water managed to seep into the cars, and so the interiors of many of them were ruined.

However, once the water began to subside, a parking inspector was walking by and wasted no time at all in slapping tickets on them, because they were parked on double yellow lines.

The parking attendant now claims that he never knew that the cars had been flooded, but how is it possible to be oblivious to a flood. At least a council spokeswoman has said the tickets will be cancelled, if they can provide proof their cars were flooded, which shouldn't be too hard.

However, if the traffic officer wasn't such a fool, this wouldn't have happened to begin with.

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Two Russian Directors Boil To Death In Plunge Pool

Now i know what you are thinking, a plunge pool is cold, it is used to cool yourself down, how on earth could you boil in one? Well, these guys managed to do so.

The two Russians, one a director of an old peoples home, and the other a director of a residential home for people with psychiatric problems, were in a sauna just chilling out i presume. They then decided they wanted to cool down so jumped into the plunge pool.

However, what is being described as an error by one of the men meant the plunge pool had been heated to boiling point. Therefore when they jumped in they literally boiled to death.

A brave third man tried to pull them out, but was unable to, i presume due to the insane heat of the water.

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Man Carves His Name Into His Girlfriends Chest

Gone are the days when people carve their names into a tree to profess their love for each other. It now seems they are doing it into each other. Although this seems to be far from at her will.

Michael Welliver, 31, apparently became very annoyed at the tattoo his girlfriend got on her ass. Something which i can't imagine many guys would complain about.

He then insisted that he be allowed to cut it off with a MEAT CLEAVER, or if he wasn't to then be allowed to carve his name on her chest. The woman, obviously frightened for her life then proceeded to let the man carve "I luv Mike Welliver" with a pocket knife on the upper part of her breast.

She eventually managed to leave the house and then the police were called and could use the photo's Mr Welliver took on his phone as evidence against him.

Pretty sick guy if you ask me

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5th Grader Brings Fruity Pebble Treats Laced With Pot To School

On monday a 5th grader brought into school some fruity pebble treats laced with marijuana. Now i have personally never heard of these, but from what i gather they are a cereal, and to make the treats they have been added to a cake. Correct me if i am wrong?

So the child brought them into school, knowing fully well what they contained and began sharing them around his friends. A few people obviously didn't agree though, and so eventually the teachers and the police were told.

The 5th grader claimed to have go them off his sister, who is turn got them from a medical marijuana shop. Whether or not she had a legitimate reason to have them, who knows?

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House Burns Down After DIY Cardboard Roof Insulation Is Installed

Police and fire services were called out to a house fire in Redland City on Tuesday morning. The house, which went completely up in flames, was thought to have been started by a cigarette butt being dropped.

Now usually, you wouldn't think this would lead to a fire would you? However, the man had installed some DIY insulation, by putting cardboard down everywhere as a type of insulation.

Now the man gets bonus points for being green, but is still pretty much an idiot after installing cardboard everywhere, especially in a smokers home.

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Man Reverses Into A Police Cruiser After Being Pulled Over For DUI

A 29 year old Bremerton man has been arrested for DUI. He was caught doing 38mph in a 25mph zone, so naturally the lights came on and the man was pulled over.

However, once the man had been pulled over, his car then proceeded to roll backwards and crash into the police cruiser. It was only estimated that it happened at 5mph, but still, you have to be pretty stupid to crash into a police car after they pull you over.

He was recorded having .10 blood alcohol level, which isn't that much over the .8 limit, but over the limit nevertheless. He admitted to having a few drinks, and will now be prosecuted for driving under the influence.

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Parents Kill Themselves And Children Over Fears Of Global Warming

Well, the most miraculous part of the story is yet to come. Francisco Lotero, 56 and Miriam Coletti, shot themselves, their 7 month old daughter and their two year old son in what police presume was a suicide pact.

The reason behind the pact, due to fears of global warming. Ridiculous I know. However, the 7 month old girl didn't actually die. She was left with a bullet in her chest for 3 days before a neighbour called the police.

She is now recovering in hospital, and lets hope she makes a full recovery, after having possible the worst parents in history.

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