Man Breaks Into Woman's Home To Frame Husband For Child Pornography

This is a story that is just quite creepy to be honest. Ilkka Karttunen, 48 was originally from Finland, but was until recently living in Southend, Essex. That is until recently when he was arrested for quite a strange crime.

He had been obsessing over a female colleague at work. But the slight problem he had was that she was already married. Now most people would give up at this point, but not Ilkka, he took it one step too far.

He decided to break into the woman's home while she was sleeping, and download child pornography onto his computer. He then went one step further and stole the hard drive and mailed it to the police.

Now the poor man who cannot be named for safety reasons couldn't see his children, and had to endure abuse for what he was accused of. Terrible story because of what one nutter decided to do.

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Woman Robs A Bank Because She Wanted To Do It Before She Died

Patricia Edwards, 51 (Pictured) is a little bit unlucky in life. She has been suffering all her life with bi-polar disorder, and also is now suffering from non-terminal leukaemia.

However, knowing time is against her, she decided that she would live her life and attempt to do everything she wanted to before she died.

She decided she wanted to rob a bank, and so one day, purely on impulse walked into a bank in Florida and handed the cashier a note demanding money. She was picked up by the police 3 days later, and although she said she wasn't taking her medication and she regrets it, she is being held on a $20,000 bond.

So the lesson here, although there are plenty of things we all want to do before we die, lets not do the stupid ones yeh?

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Man Attempts To Evade Police By Breaking Into A Prison

Ricky Flowers, 20 (Pictured) is quite possibly going to be cast in the next Jim Carrey movie. His story is about as ridiculous as one of those.

He was pulled over by the police in a somewhat routine stop, however, knowing fully well that he was driving on a suspended licence he fled the scene.

Then some sort of high speed car chase followed, which eventually ended in him abandoning the vehicle and fleeing on foot.

Here, he thought a great way to get away from the police would be to scale a 30 foot fence (something quite impressive if you ask me). However, when he dropped down to the other side, it just so happened he had broken into a women's prison.

Clever yes?

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73 Year Old Woman Literally Drives Through Pizza Hut

A 73 year old woman has pretty much proven here why the elderly shouldn't be allowed to drive.

When trying to park her car in the pizza hut car park at approximately 8:30pm, she "accidentally" pressed the accelerator instead of the break, and crashed straight through into the pizza hut.

In doing so she managed to hit two children, 9 and 11, collapsing the lung of one of them.

Well done elderly drivers.

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Man Installs Flame Thrower On The Back Of His Scooter

This man has got to be possibly one of the coolest you will ever hear about, and to make matters worse, apparently the police have a problem with this.

Mr Furze, 30 had a little bit of a problem. He hated tailgater's, which is a fair enough point, because on a scooter it could be quite dangerous for someone to bump you slightly.

So what did the man do? he fitted a flame-thrower to the back of his scooter, operated by the flick of a button on his scooter.

This was his third attempt at the project, the first one not igniting properly. The second set his scooter on fire, and on the third and final attempt he finally managed to create this masterpiece.

However, the police have arrested him and he could potentially be charged with possession of a firearm. Something which could have a maximum prison sentence of 5 years. Yikes!

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Drunk Man Tries To Revive A Dead Possum

This is post number 100 on Random News Daily, and i think this is a very fitting way to celebrate it. While the story may be short and sweet, it is also hilarious. Which is what we like here.

Donald Wolfe, 55, who should be old enough to handle his alcohol by now, has been arrested and charged with public drunkenness after number passers by saw the man trying to revive a dead possum.

The police report doesn't state how he was trying to revive the possum. I would like think he was going with full on mouth to mouth on the dead creature, however, who knows.

Humiliation wins in this story.

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Teenager Begs Clerk 'Not To Tell Mum' About His Botched Robbery

Here is one kid who obviously knows he is in the wrong. Or maybe even better he has one tough ass mother who will sort him out if she finds out what he has been doing.

The child, wandered around a convenience store a few times, and then finally decided on a few items. As the clerk began to ring them up he tried to sneak around the back of the store clerk.

He was doing so with a knife in hand with the intention of holding it up against the guy's throat. However, the 'Chuck Norris' style clerk spun around and punched the kid in the face.

He then fell to the floor, shouted out 'please don't tell me mum' before running away.

Manly.

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Man Arrested For Stripping Down To A Thong In Wal-Mart

Norward Smith Burnes, 51 is not your typical stripper. He is far from buff and far from in his prime. However, he still thought it necessary to strip off.

Wearing what can only be described as a women's suit, high heels and full make-up, he was parading around Walmart pretending to be a women. Fair enough, everyone has their own idea of fun and that.

However, things become a bit more serious, when he decides to go into the women's restroom and start stripping off. This is bad enough except their were also kids there.

He stripped down himself to just a white girdle and dark thong underwear. Obviously not the best move in the world. He is now being charged with public indecency.

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Armed Robbery Takes Places For Food, Not Money

3 Armed men have recently stormed their local Taco Bell restaurant. They stormed into the restaurant late at night with weapons, but didn't demand money, instead they just demanded food.

They pulled up into the drive thru and then when the clerk was taking their order, one of them pulled a hand gun on the girl. He then demanded some food.

The clerk, obviously taken aback gave in to the robbers demands, and gave them about $5 of fried apples, and then they drove away.

My opinion. Surely if you are willing to accept the consequences of going to jail for armed robbery, money should be your first thought?

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Off Duty Cop Shoots Himself In The Ass

A police officer in for the University of Illinois has now got one hell of an embarrassing story to tell round the dinner table.

Whilst off duty cops are allowed to carry weapons, it therefore means it is extremely unlikely he will face prosecution for this. However, i think he has suffered enough.

Whilst in a supermarket he had a gun down the back of his trousers. From here the gun trigger appears to have got caught on his shirt or something. This resulted in it accidentally discharging into his buttocks.

I guess next time the guy will keep it in his holster as opposed to in his waistband. But you never know, he might not learn his lesson

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