Single Mum Had Sex 191 Times With 12 Year Old Boy

Angela Sullivan, 36 (pictured) has been arrested by the police for sleeping with a minor 191 times. Now, i know what you're thinking, 191 times is a very specific number, how can they be so sure that this is the actual number?

Well she kept a diary of it all, which is obviously a smart thing to do. Let's keep a record of my crimes in case I ever get prosecuted. Each time she slept with the boy, she would mark her diary with a star. She even rewarded the boy with a new pair of trainers once they hit the 100 mark.

Apparently it all started at a party, when the boy, only 12 years old bare in mind, got drunk and then one thing led to another. Mrs Sullivan was eventually caught when the boy started bragging online about his 'conquest'. Writing about "taking my bitch to bed"

Oh, and the boy had a nickname off his friends. Manballs.

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20 Taliban Blown Up By Their Own Bombs

Finally a bit of justice. Approximately 20 Taliban killers are thought to have died when they were trying to plant roadside bombs.

The 'Improvised Explosive Devices' (IED's) are makeshift bombs that are planted just under the surface of the ground. They then have very sensitive triggers that when touched make the bombs go off.

When the Taliban were rushing to plant some of these bombs to try and get to solider who were making an offensive, they set off the devices themselves. Killing roughly 20 of them.

Justice? I think so.

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2 Thieves Rob Jewellery Store But Leave Their Son Behind

A family of 3, a mother, father and their 4 year old son entered a jewellery store recently asking to look at some rings. Whilst the cashier had his back turned, they then proceeded to steal thousands of dollars worth of jewellery.

Now this story wouldn't be any more than a standard robbery, except the couple then left their 4 year old son in the store. How bad parents do you have to be to not only take your son on a robbery with you, but then to forget about him as you do a runner.

A cashier then gave chase after the couple, and was slashed at with a knife by the man. The 4 year old boy is now in the custody of the department of human services.

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Ryanair Passenger Eats His Winning Lottery Ticket

The title pretty much sums up what a complete idiot this man is. The man was flying from Poland to the East Midlands when he purchased a scratched card on board. Due to the guy's excellent luck he won 10,000 Euro's on the scratch card.

However, he then insisted he be paid immediately. Which is what I expect everyone would've done, because those 10,000 Euro's would've made all the difference 20,000 feet up in the air.

When he was told that Ryanair flights don't carry 10,000 Euro's in cash on them, Shock Horror. He then went into a rage and ate the scratch card in protest. Due to the fact that all winners need to be verified, the lack of ticket is now causing the man an even bigger problem.

Now he has lost his prize, and it will be donated to a charity. Which lets be honest, if you're such an idiot to eat a winning scratched card in anger, its probably better than the money is well spent by a charity

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Drunk Cop Falls Asleep At Intersection Then Gets Tased

A phoenix police officer was driving home from McDonald's, with twice the legal limit of alcohol in his blood. He then proceeded to drive straight through a stop sign, and then fell asleep at the wheel at the next intersection.

Police then were called to the scene, where they tried to wake the man up. After eventually been woken up after some vigorous shaking, he appeared to have watery eyes, and his breathe smelt of alcohol.

Then my personally favourite bit happens. He was being hostile towards the officers, and so they tased him.The man apparently was on ritalin and had drank 2x24 ounce cans of beer. Not exactly the best mix if you ask me.

At least now the guy knows what its like to be tased i guess.

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Man Gets Hit By 2 Different Trains In 2 Weeks

2 weeks ago in southern California a man fell from the platform and then was hit by a train. He was subsequently dragged by the train approximately 87 feet, and in the process of it, he caught his hand and it was ripped off.

The incident was treated as an accident by the police, and so the man was allowed to leave no questions. However, now 2 weeks later on he has been hit by a second train. He is now in hospital with non life threatening injuries.

Now you've got the be wondering, how can this man have such bad luck, that he happens to fall off the platform twice in 2 weeks, just as a train happens to pass.

Sounds suspicious doesn't it. Luckily the man is now getting a mental health check.

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Seaworld's Killer Whale Claims Its Latest Victim

Dawn Brancheau (pictured), 40 was one of Seaworld's most senior killer whale trainers, with over 16 years experience working with them. It is therefore with deepest sympathy that we have to report that she was killed by Tilikum, a 12,300 pound bull orca during a live show.

The whale appears to have dived up from under the water, grabbed Dawn by the waist and began thrashing her around. Experts claim this is likely to have been in a playful manner, or maybe to receive attention due to the whale being unhappy or sad. Either way, it sounds much more like an accident.

However, the whale has had a few previous mysterious deaths surrounding its existence. With dead bodies being associated with this whale in 1991 and 1999, and then a few further close escapes as recently as 2006.

As amazing as these creatures are, i guess they are finally living up to their name as 'Killer Whales'

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Man Gets Stopped By The Police For Pushing A Stroller Whilst Drunk

Richard Lee Craddock, 30 was stopped and charged by the police recently for felony child neglect. He was first spotted going into a Go-Mart convenience store and purchasing alcohol, with his 4 year old son in tow.

A worried shopkeeper then proceeded to call the police, who later caught up with him whilst he was pushing his son down the busy US60. When police stopped him they breathalysed him and found him to contain 0.167mg of alcohol per unit of blood. This is over twice the legal limit.

Now don't get me wrong, the man should probably not have even been looking after a child when drunk, let alone pushing him down a busy road. My complaint with this story, why was a 4 year old still getting pushed around at his age.

Surely he should be walking by then?

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Sweedish Stoner Complains To Police After Bad Trip

I cant decide whether or not this man needs to be congratulated or ridiculed for what he did. The 26 year old old marijuana connoisseur had been smoking dope for over 10 years. So it is pretty much obvious to say he is a regular user.

However, after smoking some of his latest batch of weed, he started that the television began to talk to him, and he suddenly realised that his girlfriend was a dolphin.

The man then took the product to the police stating that he wanted it to be tested for traces of a hallucinogenic, such as LCD, as he had never experienced a trip such as this, and it left him feeling quite frightened.

Now it is unlikely that the dealer will be prosecuted from this, but it could be classed as common assault if he were, which would be quite an interesting court case.

So my dilemma, its quite a clever thing to do to take it to the police and get it tested to see what it was, but is it stupid of him to go to the police in the first place. As they now know he is a drug user, which could carry fines against him in Sweden?t

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Women Sell 2 Children For $175 And A Cockatoo

This story is is just simply amazingly ridiculous. Donna Louise Greenwell, 52 from Louisiana has plead guilty in the courts for trafficking minors.

After the children's biological parents left them with Mrs Greenwell, she sold the 5 year old boy, and the 4 year old girl to a married couple in exchange for $175 and a cockatoo.

Now I am far from experienced in the selling of children, nor in the pet trade. But I was under the impression a child could fetch maybe $20,000. Now unless someone is going to tell me this cockatoo was made of gold, and valued at $19,825. Then the woman is not only a complete idiot for selling the children, but also for selling them so cheaply.

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Knife Fight Between 2 Women After A Facebook Dispute

Ok, so it wasn't quite a knife fight, as only one of the women had a knife. I will start from the beginning.

Two women from the south of Brisbane, ages 26 and 24 were having an argument on the social networking site, Facebook, as you do. They then decided it was time to grow up, and so they decided to meet up face to face to try and sort it out.

Sounds good so far no? Well, when they decided to meet outside one of the girls houses, one of them decided to bring a knife, with which she allegedly stabbed the other girl in the back with.

Yet another story about how facebook has failed the world. Ok, so it wasn't quite facebooks fault, but this way i get to use the failbook image.

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Naked Sled Race In Germany Draws In 14,000 Crowd

And how I wish it was 14,001 and one people there. In a small area of the Harz region in Germany there stands a small little hill. For every other day of the year it is used as practice slope of skiers, usually of a low standard.

However, last weekend it was used for something quite magical. In an event organised by a local radio station, 30 men and women stripped down to their underwear and had a sledge race down the hill.

Whilst many of the locals were complaining about the increase in the levels of traffic, 14,000 guests from all over the country were enjoying the spectacle of these naked sledgers.

Looks like an awesome event if you ask me!

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Indian Groom Shot In The Head At Wedding By His Uncle

Apparently this is becoming all the rage now at Indian weddings. It is now becoming almost customary to fire shots in the air when people get married. It is something that has been done for years, not just at weddings, so i guess you can't complain too much there.

However, the uncle of the groom, as he was loading the gun to fire in the air, it went off accidentally, hitting the groom in the head.

The poor man, only been married a matter of hours, died instantly, and the uncle is now being held for culpable homicide. An awful story but also a lesson to be learned.

Don't shoot guns at weddings.

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2 Pigs Stolen From A Pub And Held For £200 Hostage

In what can only be described as one of the most shocking and horrific piece sof news you will ever hear, two kune kune pigs, named Truffle and Humbug (pictured) have been stolen from their owners pubs.

The pigs, estimated to be worth around £300 each, are now being held hostage by a mystery participant, for a ransom fee of £200. The ransomer contacted the owners by text, demanding the money for their safe return.

What could've possibly been a practical joke, has now turned deadly serious, as the police are investigating the matter.

As one of the many bacon lovers in the world, lets all hope these pigs are returned home safely and on our plates before the week is out.

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Ugandan Pastor Shows Gay Porn In Church

There is currently a law being proposed in Uganda that would impose the death penalty for some gay people. Therefore, as all pastors who support this new law would i expect, decided to show gay pornography to over 100 church goers, to show them how wrong it is.

The pastor claimed to have downloaded the gay porn from the internet, and after showing it in his church, it was noted that some people started crying at what they saw.

He now plans to continue to show this video to all church goers, to try and gain support for the anti-gay law. Even thought gay rights activists all over the world are condemning it.

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Cross Dressing Bandit Robs 2 Stores In A Week With A Shotgun

By the sounds of it, this guy isn't actually a cross dresser, it is more a disguise he is using. However, as you can see from the picture below, anyone who believes this guy is a woman, especially when sporting a goatee, needs their eyes testing.

So the story. Over the past week this man has held up two different stores. First a clothing store in Jennings last Friday, and now more recently a Hustler Hollywood boutique on valentines day.

The man, on both occasions went into the stores wearing a black wig, a white jacket, and a free flowing ankle length skirt, with a double barrelled shotgun hidden underneath.

Luckily no one was hurt on both occasions, but until the guy is caught, it is only a matter of time until someone is when he does it again.

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Indonesian Man Imprisoned For 75 Days After Calling A Girl A Pig

Ok, so the kid didn't actually have to go to jail, he received a suspended jail sentence. But nevertheless, its a bit of a joke. Farah Nur Arafah, 18, was convicted by 3 judges after he possible comments on a rival lovers Facebook wall.

Yes, thats right, what makes this story even worse is the fact that he didn't even insult the guy face to face, it was over Facebook. He posted comments on a girls wall called Fandini, saying such brilliant things as "Pig", "A Dog", "Promiscuous and overweight".

This is another case of Indonesia having ridiculous defaming laws. Previously it used to be punishable by death, but these laws have been relaxed slightly, although still not enough if you ask me.

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UK Gardener Kills His Mistress In "Small Penis" Argument

Peter Ling, 50 is currently undergoing a murder trial, after his mistress made remarks about the size of his penis. After sleeping with him, she then went on to refer to his sexual inadequacies.

As any man would, he obviously wasn't so happy about this. However, instead of going a bit red and scurrying off home to his wife. He picked up a lump of chalk, and proceeded to beat the woman to death.

He is now claiming it was only manslaughter as opposed to murder due to the fact he was provoked. We'll see how that holds up in court mate.

I added a nice picture of a penis bush, due to the guy being a gardener, and a penis joke being made against us. Hope you appreciate the effort it took to find that.

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A Woman Steals $75,000 Of Jewellery From QVC

Jennifer John, 39, was recently released on bail after allegedly stealing over $250,000 from her previous employer. Like all people who have just been released on bail. she then went looking for work. Guess where she ended up? QVC? Correct.

After getting her new job at QVC, the television shopping company she then proceeded to steal $75,000 of jewellery from them, by forging invoices and then pawning off the goods. What a clever woman.

Except she got caught, and now will probably have her bail revoked, and get twice as bad of a sentence.

Crime does pay guys.

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2 Icelandic Rappers Fight It Out With Knives And Mops

So let me set the scene, Icelandic rapper number 1 Mori, was supposedly discovered by Icelandic rapper number 2, Erpur. However, Mori disputes this, claiming he has in fact been rapping since Erpur was in diaper's.

The two therefore decided to settle their differences with a live radio debate. I know what you're thinking, stupid idea of how to settle things. Mori also agreed, and had an idea of his own. He came to the debate with a knife, a gun and a doberman.

When Erpur was in the toilet he was attacked by Mori with the knife, however, having infinite levels of street skills, Erpur defended himself with a mop, similar to the one in the picture i believe, and will know live to rap another day.

The moral. Knives don't kill people, if you have a mop to defend yourself.

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Ronald McDonald Arrested For Possession Of Marijuana

Last Sunday, Ronald McDonald, 44 was arrested for possession of marijuana and allowing other people to use drugs at his residence. Sadly this person is little more than a name sake, and the red haired clown himself wasn't caught with drugs.

Other than the name of the guy himself, this story isn't anything special. What would've been more fun would've been a story about going into McDonald's and ordering "A Happy Meal, an apple pie, and a pound of hash"

Sadly, things don't work out that way.

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A Rabbit Weighing Almost 20kg Is Possessed By A Ghoul.

Here we read a story about Ralph, possibly the largest rabbit in the world. His mother, Amy, was the largest rabbit in the world before her death, weighing in at 19kg and being around 1.22m long. Ralph however is less than a year old, and is already estimated to be bigger than this.

So what could be the possible explanation for this enormous rabbit? Derek Acorah, TV 'medium' from the show Most Haunted, believes that rabbits size is down to it being possessed by a ghoul. Now don't get me wrong, everyone has their own opinions and things on ghosts, but a ghoul in a rabbit pushes it too far for me.

It wouldn't surprise me if an exorcism of this poor little creature is being planned.

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A Dog Gets Into A Serious Fight With A Porcupine

This really is a story where pictures speak louder than words. A pit bull decided to take the fight to a porcupine, as you do. From the picture you can definitely see who won. The porcupine is now missing 1347 quills, which were removed from the dog by a vet soon after it came home. Insane!

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Vegas Man Attempts To Break The World Hugging Record

A 51 year old man from Ohio is attempting to break a guiness world record today, truly in the spirit of valentines day. He is going to attempt to receive the most hugs ever in the next 24 hours, and what better place to do it than down Las Vegas strip?

Previous records have been set by Jeff Ondash, including the most hugs in 1 hour, which he set at 1205 back in Ohio in 2008. He is attempting to do this challenge to raise money for the American Heart Association, so if you see him, make sure you hug him as it is for a good cause.

He shouldn't have too many problems breaking the previous record of 5000 hugs in a day i don't think. Lets wish him all the best.

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Graffiti Artist Sprays A Window With 100 Cops Inside

22 year old, Joshua Vasquez was arrested for spraying graffiti on a window, however, unbeknown to him, around 100 sheriff deputies and police officers were the other side of the window receiving training.

The subsequently led to around 40 of them chasing him, and inevitable catching him. Bet he couldn't have picked a worst window. I dont imagine he quite had the time to do somethingl ike in the picture, but still look cool.

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Weatherman Prediciting Snow In All 50 American States

A weatherman from Oklahoma is predicting a very unusual weather phenomenom. He is prediciting that we will soon be expecting snow is all 50 US states, at the same time.

Patrick Marsh says a winter storm, currently passing through the US could lead to snow falling in all states, and is looking for pictures of the snow in all 50 to proove it.

Will be interesting to see if this happens or not.

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Man In Lexington Arrested After Reporting His Drugs Stolen

So you're a drug dealer. You get robbed of half of your drug stash, I'm pretty sure the last thing you would do is call the police. This guy did anyway.

He called the police saying an armed man forced his way into his apartment, and stole $180 from him. However, the police grew suspicious when they noticed the pungent smell of marijuana, digital scales, rolling papers, other paraphernalia and finally 140grams of marijuana hidden in his garbage bin.

To be perfectly honest, i have no idea how this guy thought the police wouldn't find out. i think even i could've solved this case.

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Surgeons Leave A 7 Inch Pair Of Forceps Inside A Women

I couldn't believe this until I saw the picture myself. Danna Bowett, a nurse herself went into hospital to have her gall bladder removed, what i would class as a routine operation.

She left hospital however, with 7 inch forceps still lodged in her abdomen. Although this is an extremely unusual incident, the women was left in severe pain.

It is therefore not surprising that the hospital is now facing a huge lawsuit.

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Norway Chase Google Away With Fish Spears

It was only a year or so ago that google street view was released in the UK. It has now moved out into the rest of Europe, most namely Norway.

Whilst some people were casually surfing through the pictures they came across a couple of Norwegians who appear to have lodged some sort of protest against the Google van.

Wearing full scuba gear they chase the van down the street. Obviously going back to their viking routes? It asks the question though, what did they expect to do once they caught it, with only a fishing spear?

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Bus Driver In Madison Earned $159,258 Last Year. How Much?

That's right, a bus driver in Madison, John Nielson, earned $159,258 last year, putting him in the top 20 earners for the city last year. This was made up around 50k basic salary, and almost 110k in overtime and other pay.

He was one of seven bus drivers earning over $100,000 last year, due to seniority clause in their contract. This means the longest serving drivers get the first crack at any overtime, meaning they can essentially work when they want, and as much as they want.

These figures seems very excessive, but even more though when you compare them to some other earners in Madison. The Mayor of Madison earned only $112,880 and the chief of police only earned $143,585. Meaning they earned less than the bus driver, John Nielson.

In his defence though, he earned the money by working excessive amounts of overtime, rather than being overpaid. There is an argument to be had that this overtime would've been better distributed throughout the entire bus driving workforce, but as things stand, their contracts allow it and so its going to keep happening.

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Grandmother Arrested After Crack Fuelled Car Chase

Now before you get excited, this isn't a story about some 95 year old women smoking crack. Instead the grandmother is actually only 40 years old. Which probably means both her and her children made a few poor choices in life.

A car sped down Route 1 in Boston, hit the side of a police cruiser before speeding off at over 100mph. The car was found not far down the road crashed into a tree. Hardly surprising considering the car was found to contain a crack pipe and crack laced cigarettes. I personally didn't know you could lace a cigarette with crack, so there's my lesson for the day.

The grandmother and 2 of her friends (pictured) were arrested and charged on drug possession and false reports to law enforcement.

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Girl Aged 14 Locked In Bathroom For 2 Months As Punishment

The story of a girl, aged 14 in Arizona US, has become apparent following the deserved arrest of her mother and step father.

The girl herself was home schooled, and was punished by being forced to live in the bathroom after she was accused of 'cheating' on her work. Then she endured further punishment after stealing food, which is hardly surprising as she was fed only "a few cans of food, crackers and bread every one or two days".

After 2 months of practical torture she managed to escape, get in contact with the police, and have her two parents arrested. She was found to be in the 25th percentile of weight group for people her age.

An absolutely horrific story. lets hope the parents get what they deserve.

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Population Of Cows In New Zealand Surpasses Human Population

Thats right, it has long been known that the population of sheep in New Zealand was greater than the population. At one point there were 70 million sheep in New Zealand, to their small 4.3 million human population.

It has now been estimated in a recent study that there are over 5.8 million cows in New Zealand. This is quite a large amount greater than the population.

So there you have it, New Zealand, famous for cows and sheep. I suggest next they invest in pigs?

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ITV Fined $3,000 Over The Murder Of A Rat

British broadcasting company, ITV, has been fined $3000 Australian dollars following an incident on a TV show of theirs.

On the popular British TV show, 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here', second rate celebrities go into the Australian jungle and perform outrageous tasks in exchange for food for their camp mates.

This year's winner, Gino D'Acampo, killed a rat, cooked it and ate it all for the show, something which the Ausralian RSPCA says is against their laws.

Subsequently ITV have apologised, paid the fines and court fees. Bit stupid as its only a rat at the end of the day, plenty of spares in the world.

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Not Happy With The Ukraine Democracy? Stage A Topless Protest

Ukraine is now officially my favourite country. A group of women from the feminist group 'Femen', staged what is potentially my favourite protest of all time.

They were protesting 'the end of democracy' in Ukraine in general, rather than a specific party leader. However, when they were running around topless shouting "stop raping our democracy" its easy to understand how this may have been confused.

Ukraine, we salute you.

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Sheriff Deputy Finds Out His Car Isn't Actually Stuck The Hard Way

A Sheriff Deputy has found out that his car wasn't actually stuck the hard way. Upon thinking his car was stuck he got out and then called his wife to notify her of the situation.

Then upon inspecting the front of the car, it shifted and pinned him up against a tree, killing him.

Police later came to look for him around 3am when he hadn't reported in since calling his wife, where they found him dead.

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Facebook Leads To £1 Million House Being Trashed

It the usual story, rich parents go away for the weekend, leave their 16 year old son in the house by himself. With only £20 for fish and chips and the strict instructions of only a few friends round.

However, once advertised on facebook that he had a free house, 100's of teenagers arrived at the house, completely trashing it. Taking 6 police cars to wind it all up after concerned neighbours called.

Now personally I don't know which is more alarming. The fact that the party got so out of hand, or the fact that it costs £20 for fish and chips in London.

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US Man Pleads With Police To Finish Pie Before Being Arrested

Police were recently called to the home of a man who was accused of stabbing his step son in the neck. However, unlike most stories, the man do not feel feel remorse or have any care for his step son. Instead he was most bothered about his meat pie.

Having only just bought said pie, he tried to reason with the police, that in exchange for handing himself in without a struggle, he should be rewarded with the rest of his pie.

America's position on not negotiating with terrorists stood firm, and the man wasn't allowed to finish his pie.

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Woman Sues McDonalds Over Coffee Temperature

You couldn't make something like this up. A woman is suing McDonald's for $7500 after an accident involving a coffee in a McDonald's drive through.

After ordering her coffee, when it was passed to her in her car, it was spilt onto her leg. The woman is complaining the temperature of the coffee was too hot, so she has been left with scarring on her leg, and that the lid wasn't put on properly.

This will be the only woman in history who ever complains something from McDonald's is too hot.

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Man From Rhode Island Operates On His Own Dog

A man from Rhode Island has been charged with animal cruelty and unauthorized practice of medical services after he removed a cyst from the leg of his 14 year old Labrador.

You have to bare in mind that he successfully removed the cyst, and complications only arose post operation when the incision got infected.

Whilst the dog was probably as sad as the one pictured, the man himself, unable to afford vet bills, seems to have found an interesting new method to avoid paying them.

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Sex, Drugs And A Naked Lawn Fight. Your Average Day In Sarnia, Ontario

A couple with a very 'Rocky' relationship (A reference to the film there maybe?) found themselves in court this week over an interesting domestic abuse case.

The man, after taking cocaine and drinking beer got into a 4 hour fight with his wife, taking place over several rooms. He got hit in the head with a beer bottle, she received so many bruises she should 'no longer look at herself in the mirror'.

As if that wasn't enough, they ended up fighting naked on the lawn. What was it over? Fidelity as per usual. Just what you want to wake up to. A couple of naked people fighting.

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Male Model Offers Police Oral Sex To Drop Charges

Nick Snider, 21 (pictured) was stopped by police recently after causing a disturbance at a friends house. After being arrested he protested they couldn't do this because he was a 'really famous model'.

Then, in an effort to negotiate his release, he offered the officer oral sex.

This was a very stupid plan, because not only did it rely on the police man being gay, it also relied on hi being corrupt. Chances of that happening? Slim!

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Child Rape Victim Is Seeking Royalties From People Possessing Her Videos

What starts out as a horrific story of a girl, whose uncle filmed himself raping and abusing her from as young as the age of 4 (who is behind bars now thankfully) turns into something you'd expect to see more in a tabloid newspaper.

The girl, now 19 is in court trying to receive royalty payments of a total of $3.4 million, from anyone who has ever possessed any of her videos or pictures on their computers.

Surely jail time is more appropriate than forcing people to pay damages?

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4 Women Glue A Man Penis To His Stomach

There is a lesson for everyone right there. Don't ever cheat on a woman, as there is a likely possibility this will happen to you.

After finding out for boyfriend was cheating, the woman and 3 of her friends tied up the man, and used nail glue to glue his penis to his stomach.

The guy did completely overreact though, calling the police, pressing charges and leaving the women with 1 years probation on their records. Bit harsh if you ask me.

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24 Year Old Woman Gets ID'd For A Quiche

It can happen to the best of us, being asked for proof of age when we go to buy some booze, maybe even a knife. Yet one poor woman in Coventry, UK was asked for proof of age in Tesco Supermarket before she was allowed to buy a 50p quiche.

Even when the woman stated that proof of age laws didn't apply to bakery goods, she was told to still provide ID.

Surely this must have been some sort of joke by a member of staff. Either a 'hilarious' prank, or a poorly educated check out girl. Either way, Tesco apologised for the matter, but also noted they had failed to find the member of staff responsible. How typical. Enjoy the quiche related picture.

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A Man Gets His Pet Snake Hooked On Nicotine

A man has apparently got his pet snake addicted to nicotine. After throwing the snake the odd cigarette butt, he now smokes a couple of cigarettes a day, and becomes 'agitated' when he doesn't get them.

I couldn't possibly say whether there is any truth in this, or if some guy just thought it would be funny to take a photo of his pet snake smoking. Either way, here's the picture.

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How Did Brooklyn's 81st Precinct Lower The Crime Rate? Not Report It

That is right. Police officers in Brooklyn are currently undergoing an internal affairs investigation, amid allegations that they attempted to lower their crime rate by recording felonies as misdemeanors, and refusing to take complaints from victims.

I personally have thought of an excellent way for them to reduce their crime rate. Stop fudging the statistics and start fighting crime!

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Man Caught Watching Porn On Live TV

A bank advisor was caught looking at nude images of supermodel Miranda Kerr.

Whilst a colleague was being interviewed, he opened an email containing pictures of her in her latest GQ photo shoot. That is one way to be left red faced in front of the world.

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Australian Man Arrested For Kissing A Police Dog

A man in Australia has been arrested due to kissing or rather attempting to kiss a police dog. He has been charged with assaulting a 'police officer'.

I mean come one, fair enough the guy was out of place, but he was drunk and kissing a dog is more drunk and disorderly than an assault case. We live in weird times.

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Inventor Creates The Perfect Woman For Only $7000

An inventor has created what some would describe as the perfect news. She is 5ft 7 inch tall, and 120 pounds. She will chat with you endlessly and meet all your sexual needs.

The downside. She doesn't cook and costs $7000.

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Spanish Club Offering Free Dildo's To Entrants

A club in Spain is offering free vibrators for the first 400 girls who enter their club tonight. Male entrants get condoms. unlucky lads.

That is certainly one way to get people to come! Excuse the pun

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